are a common feature of Dzrebo dining and it’s not unusual for couples enjoying
a romantic meal out to find themselves joined by a large party of boisterous and
often drunk locals. This is considered quite an honour and to complain could cause
offence, if not severe personal injury. One other
point worth remembering – vegetarian meals are hard to find in Dzrebo and
dishes described as ‘meat free’ may legally contain up to 23% pork.|
most popular restaurant in Dzrebo is Hzorvjas, which specializes
in wild game. During the hunting season diners can expect to be served anything
from roast boar to oven-baked duck.
of season you may have to settle for fresh road-kill.
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highly recommended eatery is Pjokotaz, a centrally-located
restaurant popular with business-men and government officials. In addition to
hearty stews you’ll often be served a side dish of hearty tsalusky noodles,
which are similar to Italian ‘gnocchi’ or German ‘spaetzle’
except for the fact they’re hallucinogenic.
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just off the highway, Vjoy Zjoy is a trendy bistro
offering light vegetarian meals in a relaxed smoke-free environment. It opened
in June 2001, but closed within weeks due to lack of customers and has now re-opened
as a hamburger shop.
seems Chinese cuisine has infiltrated every city in the world and Dzrebo is no
exception, with the Golden Dragon providing an
interesting mix of ‘Molvanian-meets-Asian’ dishes (even its management
structure follows these lines – ‘triad-meets-mafia’). Favourites
include fried rice with gherkin, sour and sour pork, and the restaurant’s
signature dish, Peking sparrow.
Note: All meals
are served with rice and MSG.
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Wrong! Apologies are owed to the owners of the Zzardmac Bistroj
opposite the old Town Hall. In our last edition this establishment was described
as a ‘spotless, family-friendly cafe’. This was a typographical error
and should have read ‘topless family-friendly cafe’. We regret any
loss of trade this may have caused to Mr and Mrs Zzardmac and their seven daughters.|
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extract taken from MOLVANIA a land untouched by modern dentistry|